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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.Eoin Colfer
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That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy." Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things." But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror." I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?" Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.Eoin Colfer
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Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that was the end of him. These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they'd phone their lawyer on the way down.Eoin Colfer
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.Eoin Colfer
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.Eoin Colfer
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Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.Eoin Colfer
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No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?Eoin Colfer
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Certain battles were won by retreating.Eoin Colfer